Gary

I just assume everyone’s name is Gary before I get to know them

There’s a guy walking down the street,

Don’t know if that’s someone I’d want to meet

What’s his name Steve Bob or Harry,

Just to be safe I’m calling him Gary

I just assume everyone’s name is Gary before I get to know them

There’s a waitress at the burger shack

She’s got everything except her name tag

Where did it go, what could her name be

I don’t know but she’ll always be Gary to me

I just assume everyone’s name is Gary before I get to know them

Guitar

Regardless of age, height or religion

Everyone is Gary, even the pigeons

Gary is love Gary is life

I now pronounce you Gary and wife

A sunny summer Sunday at Echo Park

The children play and the doggos bark

A shiba inu came up to me

I checked his collar, HIS NAME WAS ACTUALLY GARY

I just assume everyone’s name is Gary before I get to know them