Zero Taste

I put ketchup on steak and butter on rice

When I’m eating soup you know I season with ice

I dip my pizza in ranch and add sugar to spaghetti sauce

When it comes to zero taste, I’m the boss

Zero taste, he has zero taste

His favorite snack as a kid was paste

I make nachos in the microwave with government cheese

And I never cover up when I let out a sneeze

There’s no limits to what I can ruin for myself

The last date I was on was with an Elf on the Shelf

I pour the milk in first when I make cereal

I don’t wash my hands, anti-antibacterial

Don’t you ever try to stop me, I’m the king of bland

Hanson is my favorite band

Zero taste, he has zero taste

His favorite snack as a kid was paste

I only watch reboots, fresh ideas scare me

Meet my pet rock, his name is Larry

Named after the Cable Guy, my favorite comedian

I sent all of my money to the prince of Nigeria.

I laugh at memes with the Impact font

I have a mullet, party in the back not in the front

“Rob the neighbors” is written on my welcome mat

Did I mention I also think the earth is flat?

Zero taste, he has zero taste

His favorite snack as a kid was paste

(If you or a loved one suffer from zero taste, you may to be entitled to financial compensation.)

HOLD UP I’M NOT DONE

Starland Vocal Group’s number one fan

I think that “Hit Or Miss” girl from TikTok is a man

My first gaming console was a Virtual Boy

Dog racing brings me immeasurable joy

The Jackson 5 are nothing when compared to the Osmonds

Forget peanut M&M’s my nut of choice is almond

I bought a 3D TV - yeah I said it

I repost art and never give credit